bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

Happy birthday, Sasha! 26.07

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

" Strange murders are happening in Tokyo's districts. Due to liquid evidence at the scene of the crime, the police concludes the attacks are the results of eater-type ghouls. College students Kaneki and Hide come up with the idea that gouls are imitating humans so that's the reason they have yet to see one. Little did they know that their theory may very well become a reality.”

celestial-keyblade-meister:

“The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.”
— The stories fairytales don’t tell (via caliginosity-)

thesassylorax:

kingcheddarxvii:

this upsets me

what the fuck is this

WHAT IS THIS

superdoctorpotterlock:

rupsidaisy:

oomshi:

how many calories does twerking get rid of

a buttload

get off this site

2 days ago 686 notes   mukoros /reblog

I remember…

2 days ago 2,908 notes   fairynakamatail /reblog
jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

2 days ago 172,622 notes   johnn-watsonn © gifak-net /reblog
crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

2 days ago 102,763 notes   pizza © jerumy /reblog